Beauregard "Buster" Brule 

Security Guard

Buster is our security guard and has been with us for just under two years.  He was previously working for a neighbor, but found his workplace lacked sufficient treat and bed benefits. His resume lists experience with the NSA (No-Such-Agency), but we have our doubts. After accessing Wikipedia, he has recently become interested in genealogy. He has discovered that his particular breed (black mouth cur) includes famous individuals, such as Old Yeller, and played a prominent role in settling the west. He has now become insufferable around the horses and often instructs guides on being more authentic cowboys.